Yes… YES! fucking hell I LOVE this! Give them all to me!!
In the most ‘Greek theatre’ of ways, this is a tragedy. Tragedies are meant to teach onlookers: “See how these rich idiots, despite their riches, cannot escape the consequences of their actions, their hubris, and their defiance of the laws of common sense and decency? See their awful demise? Don’t be like them.”
we hunt the mighty pasta BEAST
and breadsticks are its BONES
ALFREDO FLOWS inside its veins
its organs are CALZONES
LASAGNA plates its armored hide
and should the hero dare
you'll find the noisome Jaws are strung
with garlic angel hair






















